Five Christmas Gifts Blair Sandburg Never Gave Jim Ellison - Scribe

One

Blair: "But Jim, you needed slippers. You said you needed slippers."

Jim: "Did I say I needed Tigger slippers?

Two

Blair: "I swear to God, Jim, that I thought I was ordering you a subscription to Maxim. All I can figure is that Martha Stewart's Living was right above it on the order form, and I wasn't wearing my glasses, so..."

Three

Blair: "Oh, all right--it's carob and not chocolate. It's still a candy Santa."

Four

Blair: "Well, you've wondered out loud what having such long hair is like for me. I thought I'd let you find out."

Jim: "The baseball cap with the fake ponytail in back doesn't qualify."

Five

Jim: "Donut of the Month Club?"

Blair: sigh "I just got tired of fighting your obsession, and..." *mphsmoochmph* "You're welcome."

And a bonus...

Blair actually did buy a red thong and give it to Jim--but that was a present for himself.

The End

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Acknowledgments: Beta by Mary, art by Patt, thank you to both of them.