Jim and Blair had gone up to William Ellison's cabin in the mountains near Star Lake on Thursday. Blair depressed because his friend Daniel -and Daniel's 'husband' Jack- were supposed to join them. They had waited for months for this trip, Blair had been manic about planning every last detail. Usually he was a pretty laid back guy, but he had wanted everything to be perfect. He knew Daniel could use the vacation and had been one big anxiety attack about Jim and Jack getting along.

Jim had given up trying to calm him down and reassure him. Then when Daniel had called Monday and had said the trip was off, Blair had spiraled down fast. He was so depressed that come Thursday morning, he wouldn't budge out of bed.

"What's the point?" He mumbled, burrowing back down under the covers.

Jim, of course, wasn't one for taking no for an answer. He got the truck packed, and then came back up for Blair. He rolled Blair up in the blankets and top sheet, slung his bundle over his shoulder, locked the loft and went down to the truck.

Blair, being bare-assed naked, had to dress in the truck when they stopped for lunch. But that was after a few hours of napping in his seat, flashing bare skin at Jim from time to time. Back in the truck, Jim had suggested he strip down again. They weren't stopping again until they got to the cabin.

"With our luck?" Blair had rolled his eyes. "No way. I'll run around the cabin naked, but I want to get there in one piece first."

"Spoil sport." Jim had grumbled, but the sparkle in his eyes belied his words.

When they got to the cabin and unpacked, Blair had undressed. He was still depressed and Jim knew it. So Jim spent the rest of the day perking Blair up. Or, at least, perking up "little Blair". They grilled pork chops with foiled packets of veggies. Jim had put on jeans for that activity and Blair complained.

"Hey," Jim waggled the spatula at him, "I am not burning any of my tender flesh, thank you very much."

Friday morning was when the fun really began. Jim had heard the Jeep coming up the road long before Blair had. He knew it was Jack and Daniel, too. Having met them in Colorado Springs some months before, he knew their scents quite clearly. He knew something else that Blair didn't.

He had hid Blair's clothes in the middle of the night.

This was going to be fun.

"Blair." He shook his sleeping and unsuspecting lover. "I'm going to take a shower."

"Mmmyayashsh."

"You could get the coffee started." He grabbed his jeans and headed into the bathroom.

"Fky." Blair growled into his pillow.

"Well, maybe later..." Jim chuckled and shut the bathroom door.

"Blair!" Someone bellowed from the front yard. There was a pounding on the front door.

"Jim?" Blair turned over in bed, and heard the shower going. "Right, yes, shower."

"Blair Jacob Sandburg!" That sounded suspiciously like...

"Daniel!" Blair whooped, and raced out of the bedroom, down the stairs, and jerked the front door open. The blast of crisp, fresh morning air reminded Blair that he hadn't worn anything to bed last night.

Standing in the door way was not Daniel but Daniel's long-term life partner, Colonel Jack O'Neil. (He reminded Blair of a surly professor he had had once, and had actually managed to get kicked out of the guy's class.) Jack looked at Blair, eyes dropping down, and then back up to Blair's red face.

"Uhm..." Blair smiled his best smile.

Behind Jack, Daniel came into view. His eyes went big and then he burst out laughing. He laughed so hard, he doubled over. Jack turned to look at him. Daniel stumbled backwards, and fell on his butt. And continued laughing, pointing at Blair.

"Hi, Jack." Blair sighed. "I apologize for the nudity. I was asleep and rushed down here as soon as I heard Daniel's voice. Which now I regret."

"Doesn't bother me any." Jack shrugged. "Though it's a bit nippy for nudity this early in the morning."

"Why don't you come in and I'll run upstairs and get some clothes on." Blair waved Jack in and shut the door. "We'll just leave Daniel out there."

"Nice cabin." Jack glanced around, nodding his approval.

"Jim can tell you all about it. He's in the..." Blair frowned, staring up at the ceiling. "I think I've been set up." He looked back at Jack, "Excuse me."

"No problem." Jack grinned at Blair's retreating backside. Now he understood 'Fuzzbutt'.

"James Ellison!" Blair bellowed when he reached the master bedroom.

"Yes, dear?" Jim grinned from the bathroom doorway. He was already dressed.

"You knew they were coming!" Blair walked over to him, and grabbed Jim's crotch.

"Hey, hey!" Jim yelped.

"Admit it." Blair glowered up at him.

"So, I knew they were coming." Jim shrugged and then winced. "Daniel's still laughing. Jack's got him on the couch now."

"You're gonna pay for this, Ellison." Blair let go and then patted the abused genitalia. "Trust me. You won't know where or when, but it will happen."

"I'm scared." Jim wiggled his eyebrows. Actually he was kind of nervous about Blair-revenge. He had experienced it before and, well, it was intense.

"You'd better be." Blair huffed. "Now, go fix some coffee for Jack and that buffoon of his while I get dressed."

"You might want to shower." Jim sniffed in his direction. "You smell a bit ripe."

Blair looked down at himself. His chest hair was a bit crunchy with dried.... He blushed all over again. "Great, just great! Thanks so much!" But Jim had already left.

He looked all over the upstairs for his clothing. He found nothing. So he snitched one of Jim's flannel shirts and took his shower. When he went back down stairs, he wore nothing but the half buttoned flannel shirt and a hair tie.

"Blair?" Daniel eyed his friend's minimalist clothing.

"Someone, who shall remain nameless, decided to be mature and hide all my clothes from me." Blair gave Jim the evil eye look.

"I'm hurt, baby." Jim grinned, patting the tantalizing flannel covered ass.

"Oh, you will." Blair assured him. "You will."

It wasn't until Saturday afternoon, that Blair got Daniel to sunbathe with him in the nude. They laid out a quilt from the cabin on the grass beside the lake. There was no one else around for miles, Jim had assured Blair.

Jack and Daniel had exchanged quiet glances, but said nothing out loud.

Jim and Jack were sitting on the bank in lawn chairs, a beer in their hands. Fishing poles were propped up, but they weren't really interested in fishing. Fish had already been caught for dinner and were already cleaned, and marinating in the kitchen. They were talking "shop". Failed first marriages, various Black Ops assignments, and of course, their sunbathing beauties.

"Come on, Danny. No one is going to see." Blair poked his friend in the ribs.

"Jim will see!" Daniel had hissed, thinking that he was being risqué enough in just the tiny little piece of 'underwear' Jack had bought him through the International Male catalog. It was essentially a little tube with strings.

"He won't care. He and Jack are busy talking." He glanced over his shoulder in time to see Jim's grin. "Come on, I've been naked in front of Jack and Jack doesn't care."

Daniel frowned, glancing over at the guys. Jack was much more easy going and mellow about Blair's nudity than Daniel had figured he would be. Jack had assured him last night that he thought it was great... and that Daniel should do the same if he wanted.

"Well." Daniel sighed. It didn't really matter, did it? Just skin. It wasn't like they were going to have group sex. "Okay." He untied the strings and the little piece of material off, tossing it aside.

"Yay!" Blair shouted, clapping. "Now how about a little go-go boy action?"

"No!" Daniel had shouted back, and then laughed. "Give me the bottle of sunscreen."

"Hey, have you ever used sunscreen as lube?" Blair tossed him the bottle and then stretched out on his back to watch his friend.

Daniel blushed. "N-no." He turned his head away and Blair knew he was lying.

"Gets kind of sticky after a while, huh?" Blair teased, pinching Daniel's thigh. "God, you are gorgeous!"

"Shut up!" Daniel blushed some more. "Like you didn't fill out nicely."

"Keeping up with Jim, trust me. Until I met him, I was still the hairy geek." Blair sighed, lacing his fingers behind his head. "I'm so glad you guys were able to make it! I've missed having you around. I'm sorry we let life get in between our friendship."

"Yeah." Daniel nodded, stretching out beside Blair. "I'm glad we could make it, too. We won't let life get in the way again, right?"

"Right." Blair nodded, turning over on his side to smile at Daniel.

Daniel grabbed a hand and squeezed it. After a moment he said, "No, I'm not doing go-go dancing with you." He turned over onto his stomach, pillowing his head on his forearms.

"Oh, come on! The guys would love it!" Blair laughed, flipping over onto his stomach but not before he gave Daniel's round ass a light slap.

"Not on this planet! Not in this reality! Not now, not ever!" Daniel swore.

"Spoil sport." Blair chuckled.

"Fuzzbutt." Daniel sniffed.

"Mmm..." Blair reached over and stroked Daniel's ass.

"Hey!" Daniel laughed, slapping Blair's hand away.

"Peach fuzz."

Jim burst out laughing.

"What?" Jack asked as he frowned, glancing over at the boys. "Damn." He groaned.

"Blair is harassing Daniel some. He's horny. I think it's too much sunshine and happiness." Jim sighed, grinning and shaking his head. "I don't think we've been this relaxed in... well, ages."

"I know what you mean." Jack watched as Blair kept stroking Daniel's backside. Daniel wasn't fighting him off. "Same for Danny 'n me."

"Jack, I figure we have two choices." Jim set down his beer bottle and stood. He shrugged off his t-shirt. "We can either break that up or we can join 'em."

Jack glanced at the 'boys' and then up at Jim. "Ah, hell." He stood up, shrugged off the Hawaiian print shirt that he had never bothered buttoning. "Let's show 'em how it's done."

Blair saw the two men coming, and pressed his lips to Daniel's ear. "Hey, baby, we have company." He slipped a finger between Daniel's butt cheeks, caressing that secret entrance. Daniel shivered and pressed up. "Bet we could give them a good show."

"Blair." Daniel gasped, gritting his teeth. He shot a look over his left shoulder at Jack and Jim. He saw the hungry look on Jack's face and growled. He shifted, grinding his cock a little into the quilt and said to Blair, "Hey, baby, wanna play?"

"Sure." The sparkle in Blair's eyes was brilliant. "Why don't you open up your legs a bit, Danny, and let me have some fun back here." He kept stroking Daniel's lovely golden ass. "I promise I'll make you feel good."

"Yeah..." Daniel purred, spreading his legs the best he could, his ass rising in invitation, and resting his forehead on the back of his hands.

"Top or bottom?" Jim asked Jack as he shucked his shorts.

"Top." Jack and Daniel said at the same time.

Daniel bit off a load groan as Blair's long and talented tongue slurped across his hole.

"God, I love his tongue." Jim shuddered, giving his growing erection a good stroke.

"Yeah, well, let's see if I can give him a run for his money." Jack shrugged off his own shorts. Obviously he hadn't been the only one with the idea of going commando today.

Jim settled on his back on the quilt beside Daniel and Blair. He reached over and rubbed the head of curls bent over Daniel's butt. Blair glanced up at him, grinning brightly, and winked at him.

"Condoms?" Jack asked, kneeling between Jim's spread legs.

"You clean, soldier?" Jim parried.

"Abso-fucking-lutely." Jack replied.

Jim tossed him the sunscreen. "Get busy."

Foreplay was kept to a minimum as both men were concentrating on the main goal- penetration. But there were some searing hot kisses. Jim liked his nipples pinches and teased, something Daniel didn't. Jack sucked on Jim's nubs until they were aching hard. His fingers deep in the ex-Army Ranger, they kissed with tongues battling and teeth nipping.

Blair and Daniel watched for a moment, stunned.

"In me." Daniel grunted, shoving back against Blair.

"Yeah." Blair gulped, his cock weeping and throbbing.

They confiscated the sunscreen to slick up Daniel's already loosened ass, and Blair rubbed pre-cum with the lotion to his ready and willing dick.

"Now!" Jim growled at Jack, grabbed his legs and pulling them up and wide. Jack slid into him easily, one hard thrust.

Jack planted one hand on Jim's chest and held onto a thigh with the other hand as he started a series of bone-jarring thrusts. Jim would deny shouting later, but his hoarse voice would say it all. Jack was merciless in his attack, nearly pulling all the way out of the velvet heat before slamming back in, balls deep.

Daniel leaned on his elbows as Blair's strong fingers prepared his body. "Hurry, Bla-ir! Come on come on!"

"Shit, such a pushy bottom!" Blair pretended to complain. Man, if Daniel had been like this in college, Blair would never have graduated.

He angled the tip of cock to Daniel's hole, gripped the narrow hips and thrust in with a choked, "There, how's that."

Jack kept up a grueling pace, Daniel's moans mingling with Jim's to push him on. He only slowed long enough to take one of Jim's legs over his shoulder, and put the free hand on the neglected cock. "You're coming for me, Ellison."

"Sir, yes, sir!" Jim's hand pumped his cock. The scents of sex and sweat were overpowering. Amazed that he hadn't zoned on the overload, he could feel the power of the orgasm gathering at the base of his spine. "Near." He gasped, throwing his head back. Jack's cock continually rammed into his prostate. "Ohgodohgod!"

Daniel's left hand clutched tightly at the quilt as his other hand worked his cock. Blair's hands gripped his hips as he pounded in relentlessly.

"Come on, baby." Daniel said over his shoulder to his lover. "Harder, Blair, harder!"

Blair grinned, leaned down to nip at Daniel's shoulder blade. He increased his pace, adding a little twist with his hips on the up stroke, and soon Daniel was just a mumbling mass of jelly.

The cries of 'more more more' and 'harder, baby, harder' mingled and became one. It was impossible to tell who cried loudest when the orgasms exploded through the four bodies. They were mere seconds away from each other. The shouts and cries echoed down the mountainside.

They all collapsed in a pile of sweating, heaving, cum-covered bodies. No one could move, there was no energy left. Hands gripped hands, kisses exchanged sloppily, and soon all you could hear was Jack's snoring.

A few weeks later:

Jimzboy: I got the itinerary you sent.

Jackzpuppy: Good, did you have any trouble getting the time off?

Jimzboy: No way, Simon has been trying to get Jim to take more vacation time for years and he knows Jim won't go without me.

Jackzpuppy: Smart Simon!

Jimzboy: Hey, did you get the package I sent?

Jackzpuppy: Yes! I am NOT using a hot pink dildo!

Jimzboy: Wait til you see the ones I'm getting Jack and Jim! mwahaha!

Jackzpuppy: Dear gods, dare I ask?

Jimzboy: Can you say camouflage? I knew you could!

The End.

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Acknowledgments: Thank you to CJ. Thank you to Patt for the art.